For Me, The Great Thing About Music

As A Shy Kid Growing Up In Sheffield, I Fantasized About How It Would Be Great To Be Famous So I Wouldn't Actually Have To Talk To People And Feel Awkward. And Of Course, As We All Know From Fairy Stories, When You Achieve That Ambition, You Find Out You Don't Want It.

Tabloids Invoke Freedom Of Speech, But They're Not Interested In That, They're Just Interested In Who's Shagging Whom, Who's Got Drunk. And If You Take That Pretend, Faux Moral Standpoint, You End Up With People In Public Life Being Completely Boring. Like They've Had Their Genitals Removed.

But I've Got Ideas. I Keep My Little Notebook, I've Always Got That With Me. Hopefully There's More Stuff Than Nonsense In There.

You Don't Often Hear People Say, 'oh, Since He's Been Taking Them Drugs, He's Such A Nice Person! He's Really Come Out Of His Shell, He's Really Nice, He's Blossomed'.

A Conservative Government Is Necessary. There Is No Credible Alternative.