For Me, Most Comedy Scripts Fail In

Never Hit Anyone In Anger, Unless You're Absolutely Sure You Can Get Away With It.

Where's The Great Pay? Where's The Travel? Where's The Winnebago, Goddamnit!

When You Grow Up In Chicago, Your Whole Family Is Counting On You To Go To College And Do Something Distinguished. The Last Thing You're Thinking Is That You're Going To Make A Career In Show Business.

I Made A Handshake Agreement With My Best Friend In College, Michael Shamberg, Who Is Now A Movie Producer. We Used To Write Shows Together, And We Said, "let's Only Do What's Fun. Let's Never Take A Job Where We Have To Dress Up In A Suit."

I'm Not A Believer In The Pratfall. I Don't Think It's Funny Just To Have Someone Fall Down.