For Every Two Minutes Of Glamour, There

The Code Of The Road Is, If There Is Anything To Eat, Eat; If There Is A Place To Sit, Sit; If There Is A Restroom, Go.

No Matter How Many Goals You Have Achieved, You Must Set Your Sights On A Higher One.

Newscasters Cannot Call Attention To Themselves By Being Too Attractive Or Too Unattractive.

Shootouts Are Not Gunfights Of Honor, They're Gang Wars And Racial Riots.

The Single Life Is Not One I Willingly Chose For Myself.