For Centuries, The Question Of Men Needing

No Man Would Ever Use Both Hands To Hold A Cup Of Tea, Unless He Was One Day's March From The South Pole, With One Chum Dead In The Snow, Dogs All Eaten And Six Fingers About To Drop Off. And Even Then He Would Look Around The Empty Tent To Check, In Case Anybody Thought It Was Girly.

I Forget The Derivation Of Boxing Day, But The Feeling Of Wanting To Invite Your Loved Ones Outside One At A Time And Punch Them In The Face, Does That Come Into It Somewhere?

The Quickest Way To Stop Noticing Something May Be To Buy It, Just As The Quickest Way To Stop Appreciating A Person May Be To Marry Them.

Women Run The Small Country Called Home, Millions Of Us Do It In Our Spare Time, And No One Who Doesn't Run That Small Country Really Knows What It Feels Like In The Dead Of Night When Task Lists Jitter Like Tickertape Through Your Seething Brain.

When You're Young Your Mother Shields You From The World Because She Thinks You're Too Young To Understand, And When She's Old You Shield Her Because She's Too Old To Understand - Or To Have Any More Understanding Inflicted Upon Her. The Curve Of Life Goes: Want To Know, Know, Don't Want To Know.