For Beatrice, Our Love Broke My Heart,

I Will Love You If I Never See You Again, And I Will Love You If I See You Every Tuesday.

Perhaps If We Saw What Was Ahead Of Us, And Glimpsed The Follies, And Misfortunes That Would Befall Us Later On, We Would All Stay In Our Mother's Wombs, And Then There Would Be Nobody In The World But A Great Number Of Very Fat, Very Irritated Women.

There Are Few Sights Sadder Than A Ruined Book.

Members Of Your Family Might Say They Are Working Hard All Day Long, While You Are Off At School Or Clarinet Lessons, But The Only Way To Know This For Sure Is To Follow Them At A Discreet Distance.

I Decided That It Might Be Interesting To Have Terrible Things Happen To Orphans Over And Over Again.