For A Few Spotty Years, I Was

The Common Fisheries Policy Unfortunately Led To The Devastation Of Fishing In Scotland. My Dad Had To Close His Business. As A Result Something That He Been Built Up By By Grandfather And Maintained By My Dad Disappeared. So My Dad Suffered.

I Notice That The Number Of Cosmetic-surgery Operations Has Risen By 34 Per Cent In The Past Year. Once We Subtract Jordan, Jodie Marsh And Michael Jackson From Those Figures, We Can See That Demand Overall May Have Stabilised.

In This Fallen World, I Suspect We Will Never Achieve Perfection. But That Won't Stop Me Trying.

Ever Since Going Up To University, I Have Accumulated New Debt, And New Means Of Becoming Indebted.

I Hope That In The Days To Come, I'll Be Able To Convince My Colleagues That I Should Be One Of The Candidates That Conservative Party Members Can Choose From.