Footballers Wives Are Like Leeches, Feeding Off

I Don't Believe Stores Should Stock Clothes Below Or Above A Certain Weight. They Should Be Made To Feel Uncomfortable When They Go In And Can't Find A Size.

Americans Are So Dedicated To Their Jobs.

I Used To Be A Window Cleaner. I Got Fired Because I Sometimes Liked To Drink The Soapy Water.

My Mum Actually Gave Up Work To Look After My Child, Which Is So Touching.

You've Got Your Justins Who Have All The Back Flipping Dancers And Stuff, And Then You've Got Lemar, And He Totally Moves You Without Having To Do All Of That, And He's Gorgeous.