Football Is Simple. You Are In Time

Every Advantage Has Its Disadvantage.

I'm Not Religious. In Spain All 22 Players Make The Sign Of The Cross Before They Enter The Pitch. If It Works All Matches Must Therefore End In A Draw.

Football Is About Making Mistakes. Who Makes The Most, Loses The Game.

Eric Cantona Is A Great Player, But He's Not As Good As Ryan Giggs

There Is Only One Ball, So You Need To Have It.