Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought

I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The Audience Is... Trapped.

You Can Measure Distance By Time. 'how Far Away Is It?' 'oh About 20 Minutes.' But It Doesn't Work The Other Way. 'when Do You Get Off Work?' 'around 3 Miles.'

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.

I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At Strippers At The Same Time.

I Can't Go To A Bad Movie By Myself. What, Am I Gonna Make Sarcastic Remarks To Strangers?