First You Get The Sugar, Then You

Being A Good Embalmer Is A Thankless Job.

The Really Great Thing About Having Two Tv Shows Going On At The Same Time Is That I Can Go To One And Say That I Have To Go And Visit The Other And Then I Can Just Go Home And They Don't Know.

My Standard Comment Is, If You Don't Want Your Kids To Be Like Bart Simpson, Don't Act Like Homer Simpson.

Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And Answer To, All Of Life's Problems.

God Often Gives Nuts To Toothless People.