First Of All, I'm Not An Actor

We Spend So Much Money On These Dresses That Are Terrible. And What Do We Get Out Of It? Nothing - A Piece Of Chicken And A Roll In The Hay With Her Hillbilly Cousin - No Thank You. My Family's Very Close; I Can Do That At Home.

I Had Sex With A Couple Guys But It Wasn't A Baseball Team. I Saved That For My Twenties.

I'm Very Much About Letting Other People Shine, Because It Makes Us All Shine Brighter.

Or People Who Have One Baby And Go Buy A Minivan... How Big Is Your Baby?

I'm Not Graceful Either. I Have No Rhythm, I'm Never On Top.