First And Foremost: Feed People.

Cats Are To Dogs What Modern People Are To The People We Used To Have. Cats Are Slimmer, Cleaner, More Attractive, Disloyal, And Lazy. It's Easy To Understand Why The Cat Has Eclipsed The Dog As Modern America's Favorite Poet. People Like Poets To Possess The Same Qualities They Do.

I'm Certainly Not Fearful.

The Weirder You're Going To Behave, The More Normal You Should Look.

The Typical Old-fashioned Diet (in The Nineteenth Century) Was So Bad It Almost Assembled Modern Dieting.

The Real Alternative To Power Of The Rich Is Not Power Of The Poor. It's Just Plain Power.