Few Things Are Worth Doing Perfectly.

If You Call Failures Experiments, You Can Put Them In Your Resume And Claim Them As Achievements.

Excuses Change Nothing, But Make Everyone Feel Better.

Innocence: I Am Only Stepping On Your Face Because It Lies In My Path.

The Party Out Of Office Becomes The Articulate One.

I Am Easy-going Right Up To The Borders Of My Self-interest.