Felds Hath Eyen, And Wode Have Eres.

Women Naturally Desire The Same Six Things As I; They Want Their Husbands To Be Brave, Wise, Rich, Generous With Money, Obedient To The Wife, And Lively In Bed.

First He Wrought, And Afterwards He Taught.

Abstinence Is Approved Of God.

The Smylere With The Knyf Under The Cloke.

Yet Do Not Miss The Moral, My Good Men. For Saint Paul Says That All That’s Written Well Is Written Down Some Useful Truth To Tell. Then Take The Wheat And Let The Chaff Lie Still.