Fang Felt A Cold Jolt, Then Dismissed

If You Love Something Let It Go.. If It Comes Back Its Yours

Oh, My God. It Hit Me Like A Tsunami Then: How Perfect He Was For Me, How He Was Everything I Could Possibly Hope For, As A Friend, Boyfriend - Maybe Even More. He Was It For Me. There Would Be No More Looking. I Really, Really Loved Him, With A Whole New Kind Of Love I'd Never Felt Before, Something That Made Every Other Kind Of Love I'd Ever Felt Just Seem Washed Out And Wimpy In Comparison. I Loved Him With Every Cell In My Body, Every Thought In My Head, Every Feather In My Wings, Every Breath In My Lungs. And Air Sacs.

I'm Going To Introduce Bookshots, Which Are These Under-150-page Books That I'm Launching, And They're Under $5. They Just Launched In Australia. I Already Had A Ton Of Content, But Now Add 50 Books A Year Of Content.

Fang And I Searched In Every Way We Could Think Of And Found A Million Institutes Of One Kind Or Another, In Manhattan And Throughout New York State, But None Of Them Seemed Promising. My Favorite? The Institute For Realizing Your Pet's Inner Potential. Anyone Who Can Explain That To Me, Drop A Line.

You're A Diabolical Little Pyro, Aren't You? He Blushed Modestly.