Fame Is Probably The Most Unadorable Thing

There Are Moments When You Love Babies, And You're Like, "god, They Are The Reason Why We Exist." Then They Start Crying, And You're Like "god! Jesus!"

I Had A Babysitter When I Was 12 Or Younger. I Had A Big Crush On Her. She Was Really Spontaneous And Fun And Loved To Make Us Sing And Dance And Paint. She Was The Coolest Person In The World. I Guess I Did Have My Young Love. I Did Everything To Impress Her. Everything Possible. It Was Just Ridiculous.

A Woman Called Me Interesting Once, And It Kind Of Blew My Mind. She Said, 'you're One Of The Most Interesting People I've Ever Met,' And I Was Like, 'wow.'

Dating Is Kind Of Hard. Like Dinner Or Something Like That. Like A Forced Awkward Situation Is Very Strange. Especially For Me, For Some Reason.

Every Day Is A New Experience And I Take It As It Comes.