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I Love Scotland And I Speak About It A Lot, So People Think I'm Desperate To Go Back. They Just Take It Upon Themselves To Say I'm Going Back, But I'm Not. I'd Rather Concentrate On Becoming A Citizen Of The World.

Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job. I Don't Come To Your Workplace And Tell You How To Sweep Up.

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.