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I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

Revolution Was Written Into The U.s. Constitution So It's Like They're In A Constant State Of Revolution. But Then Again, Happiness Is Written Into Their Constitution As Well, Which Makes Them Pretty Unique.

Oh Aye...my Father Would Thrash Me Every Now And Then. He'd Talk While He Did It Too! He'd Hit Me And Shout, 'have Ye Had Enough?' Had Enough? Whit Kind Of Question Is That? 'why, Father, Would Another Kick In The Balls Be Out Of The Question???'

My Parents Used To Take Me To The Pet Department And Tell Me It Was A Zoo.

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.