False Expectations Take Away Joy.

It's Sad When You Say A $30 Million Film Is An Inexpensive Film, But It Is.

People Who Do Comedy Really Are The Nastiest People On The Planet.

I Was So Thankful That I Got To Go Back To Comedy And I Felt Bad That I Had Abandoned Something That I Guess I Was Naturally Given And Lucky To Have An Loved All Of My Life, But Didn't Love It Anymore Because I Didn't Get To Do It The Right Way.

I'm Not Saying, "i Don't Condone Plastic Surgery." But If You Do It, Then Do It Well, Make Sure You Come Out Looking Like Yourself. You're Comfortable Being Put Under A Knife And Being Disemboweled? Great!

I'm Like The Queen Of Planning And Scheduling And I'm Trying Very Hard To Stop It. I Just Want To Finish What I'm Doing And Go Home. I Want To Have A Weekend. I Want To Have Breakfast, A Stack Of Pancakes.