Faith Prefers The Absurd To The Plausible.

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

No Dignity Without Distance.

Existence Is Not A Mystery Unless You Think It Has A Meaning.

Lawyers May Reason Powerfully, But Power Settles Most Issues.

Faith No Doubt Moves Mountains, But Not Necessarily To Where We Want Them.