Faith Of The Bore: Everything Is Worth

Deconstruction Glorifies The Critic, Humiliates The Author, And Makes The Reader Wonder Why He Bothered.

Don't Milk The Cow Too Hard. She Will Kick You.

Every Lover's Lament Has An Element Of Boasting.

Acknowledge Your Limitations Or They Will Tyrannize Over You.

Why Not - Is A Slogan For An Interesting Life.