Faith Is Intellectual Laziness.

Luck Is A Tag Given By The Mediocre To Account For The Accomplishments Of Genius.

Women And Cats Will Do As They Please, And Men And Dogs Should Relax And Get Used To The Idea.

Some Logics Get Nervous Breakdowns. Overloaded Phone System Behaves Like Frightened Child. Mike Did Not Have Upsets, Acquired Sense Of Humor Instead. Low One. If He Were A Man, You Wouldn't Dare Stoop Over. His Idea Of Thigh-slapper Would Be To Dump You Out Of Bed — Or Put Itch Powder In Pressure Suit.

That Old Saw About The Early Bird Just Proves That The Worm Should Have Stayed In Bed.

A Poet Who Reads His Verse In Public May Have Other Nasty Habits.