Extravagant Is, I Think, The Word We

...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

Planet Earth Thought It Had £10. But It Turns Out We Only Had £2. Which Means Everyone Must Lose 80% Of Their Wealth

Supercars Are Supposed To Run Over Arthur Scargill And Then Run Over Him Again For Good Measure. They Are Designed To Melt Ice Caps, Kill The Poor, Poison The Water Table, Destroy The Ozone Layer, Decimate Indigenous Wildlife, Recapture The Falkland Islands And Turn The Entire Third World Into A Huge Uninhabitable Desert, All That Before They Nicked All The Oil In The World.

The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler

You Have City Centre Pubs Where Men Go To Meet Girls, Not Realising That All Girls In City Centre Pubs Have Thighs Like Tug Boats And Morals That Would Surprise A Zoo Animal.