Expectations Are Resentment Waiting To Happen.

I Get Thirsty People Glasses Of Water, Even If That Thirsty Person Is Just Me.

...the Three Things I Cannot Change Are The Past, The Truth, And You.

Toddlers Can Make You Feel As If You Have Violated Some Archaic Law In Their Personal Koran And You Should Die, Infidel.

You Know, We're Often Ashamed Of Asking For So Much Help Because It Seems Selfish Or Petty Or Narcissistic, But I Think, If There's A God -- And I Believe There Is -- That God Is There To Help. That's What God's Job Is.

If I Have A Huge Audience, I'd Like A Bigger Audience; Maybe Slightly A Slightly More Illustrious Audience.