Expect Everything So That Nothing Comes Unexpected.

You See, To Tall Men I'm A Midget, And To Short Men I'm A Giant; To The Skinny Ones I'm A Fat Man, And To The Fat Ones I'm A Thin Man.

I Know One Thing For Certain; It Is Much Harder To Tell Whether You Are Lost Than Whether You Were Lost, For, On Many Occasions, Where You Are Going Is Exactly Where You Are. On The Other Hand, If You Often Find That Where You've Been Is Not At All Where You Should Have Gone, And, Since It's Much More Difficult To Find Your Way Back From Someplace You've Never Left, I Suggest You Go There Immediately And Then Decide.

Why, Did You Know That If A Beaver Two Feet Long With A Tail A Foot And A Half Long Can Build A Dam Twelve Feet High And Six Feet Wide In Two Days, All You Would Need To Build Boulder Dam Is A Beaver Sixty-eight Feet Long With A Fifty-one-foot Tail?" "where Would You Find A Beaver That Big?" Grumbled The Humbug As His Pencil Point Snapped. "i'm Sure I Don't Know," He Replied, "but If You Did, You'd Certainly Know What To Do With Him.

I Think Really Good Books Can Be Read By Anybody.

You See. . . It's Really Quite Strenuous Doing Nothing All Day, So Once A Week We Take A Holiday And Go Nowhere, Which Was Just Where We Were Going When You Came Along. Would You Care To Join Us?