Existence Would Be Intolerable If We Were

Caress Your Phrase Tenderly; It Will End By Smiling At You.

Chance Is The Pseudonym God Uses When He'd Rather Not Sign His Own Name.

Justice Is The Means By Which Established Injustices Are Sanctioned

Word-carpentry Is Like Any Other Kind Of Carpentry: You Must Join Your Sentences Smoothly.

What Men Call Civilization Is The Condition Of Present Customs; What They Call Barbarism, The Condition Of Past Ones.