Excellence In Anything Increases Your Potential In

I Don't Care If You're Gay, Black, Chinese, Straight. That Means Nothing To Me. It's All An Illusion.

It's Painful For Me To Watch Someone Who Isn't Funny. It's Horrifying To Sit In The Back And Watch Some Guy Who Just Totally Sucks.

Be The Hero Of Your Own Story.

The Two Things I Understand Best Are Stand-up Comedy And Martial Arts. And Those Things Require An Ultimate Grasp Of The Truth. You Have To Be Objective About Your Skills And Abilities To Compete In Both.

In Order To Be Truly Great At Something You Have To Give Into A Certain Amount Of Madness.