Everywhere We Go, Nancy Makes The World

It's All Part Of Taking A Chance And Expanding Man's Horizons. The Future Doesn't Belong To The Fainthearted; It Belongs To The Brave.

Blondes Have The Hottest Kisses. Red-heads Are Fair-to-middling Torrid, And Brunettes Are The Frigidest Of All. It's Something To Do With Hormones, No Doubt.

[a Woman Waiting For Him In The Kremlin Asked Gobachev] "was Communism Invented By A Politician Or A Scientist?" [he Replied] "well, A Politician." She Said, "that Explains It. The Scientist Would Have Tried It On Mice First."

There Are Worse Things To Be Called Than A Dreamer.

It's Not Fair To Say That Congress Spends Money Like A Drunk Sailor. At Least The Sailor Is Spending His Own Money!