Everything's Getting Homogenized. It Seems To Me

There's A Lot Of Very Funny People I'd Love To Work With That I've Never Met, Of Course. I Love Steve Martin And Jim Carrey.

A Lot Of The Guilt Didn't Help My Drinking At That Point. I Never Expected A Divorce To Happen In My Life Particularly, But It Just Slowly Happened. My Wife Was Proud Of Me, But She Hated The Business, And For Good Reason. The Spouses Get Moved, Shoved Aside, And Ignored, And It's Just, It's Terrible.

One Day In '61, I Was Looking In The Santa Monica Phone Book For A Number, And There It Was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue In Santa Monica. I Went Over There And Spent The Afternoon With Them. And Pumped Him With Questions. I Must Have Driven Him Crazy. I Spent A Lot Of Happy Hours At Stan's House On Sundays Just Talking About Comedy.

Once You Get The Kids Raised And The Mortgage Paid Off And Accomplish What You Wanted To Do In Life, There's A Great Feeling Of: 'hey, I'm Free As A Bird.'

We All Know We're Going To Die. We're All Circling The Drain. Some Of Us Are Closer Than Others. I'm 90, I Know I'm Closer To The Drain Than Most People.