Everything That Happens To Me Is Very

People Didn't Relate To Me As Being Chinese Or White, Just Being A Hippie, A Long-haired Hippie.

If I Don't Get Paid I'm Going To Take A Whole Lot Of Marshall Amps Home With Me On The Plane.

When Mexicans Sneak Across The Border, They're More Apt To Carry A Bag Of Pot Then They Are A Fistful Of Money. Because The Pot Can Be Exchanged For Money, Anywhere In America. Anywhere In The World!

The Funny Thing Is, Dennis Miller Got Me Back Into Comedy.

I Never Actually Smoked With Any Of The Presidents.