Everything Is The Way It Is Because

Succotash My Cocker Spaniel, You Fudging Crevasse-hole Dipshiitake!

Only Someone Who'd Never Been An Animal Would Put Up A Sign Saying Not To Feed Them.

I Don't Mind If Smiles Come At My Expense, I'm A Small Price To Pay.

Yesterday I Wanted To Turn Inside Out.

I Am Sure People Tell You This Constantly But If You Looked Up 'incredibly Beautiful' In The Dictionary There Would Be A Picture Of You.