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Don’t Sacrifice Yourself Too Much, Because If You Sacrifice Too Much There’s Nothing Else You Can Give And Nobody Will Care For You.

Fantasy Is Often Better Than Reality. It's Much More Inspiring Not To Go To Places Than To Go.

I Never Go Anywhere. I Do Sketches And Make Phone Calls, And People Visit. It's More Fun To Come To Paris.

Nothing Makes You Look Older Than Attempting To Look Young. You Can Fool Anyone, Apart From The Young. The Worst Are The Lip Operations. There Are People Who Have It Done And I Don't Recognise Them Afterwards. They Look Like They Flew Through The Windscreen During A Car Accident And Were Patched Up Badly Afterwards.

I Don't Care If People I Admire Criticize Me Because Their Opinion Is Valuable To Me.