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The Couture Is What A Certain Kind Of Clientele Wears. But It's Amusing To Do Because You Do It Piece By Piece. It's Another Concept. It's Much More Work.

I Get Along With Everyone Except For Men My Age, Who Are Bourgeois Or Retired Or Boring.

I Am Physically Allergic To Flip-flops

Trendy Is The Last Stage Before Tacky.

You Can Be The Chicest Thing In The World In A T-shirt And Jeans - It's Up To You.