Everything Good In Life Is Either Immoral,

People Who Type With Their Iphones On Loud Are Barbarians And Probably Killers.

'fashion Star' Has Been An Incredible Platform To Show America The Amount Of Work And Discussion That Goes Into Each Garment You See In A Store.

Everything Good In Life Is Either Immoral, Illegal Or Fattening.

When You Grow Up In Bel Air And Shop Only In Expensive Boutiques On Rodeo And Robertson, You Develop A Kind Of Allergy To Anything Unpretty -clothes, Cars... Even People... You Start Thinking That If You Hang Around Unattractive People, Their Homeliness Can Be Contagious.

Oh My God. I Just Hung Around With An Unpretty Person. Excuse Me While I Go Home To Scrub Myself With Expensive Body Wash And A Pink Loofah, To Rid Myself Of The Unpretty Germs.