Everyone Wants To Be A Movie Star

I've Not Won Different Awards - Many, Many Times - So Luckily I've Practiced That Whenever You Are Nominated For Anything, You Enter Into This Marvelous, Fantabulous Bubble Called The Bubble Of Nomination. The Minute The Envelope Is Opened And Your Name Isn't Called Out, The Bubble Bursts. And No One Calls You Up The Next Day To Say, 'so Sorry You Didn't Win,' Or 'you Looked Gorgeous - Nothing. If You Win, You Get About Another 24 Hours In That Lovely Bubble And Then - Pop - You Are Slightly Wet All Over From The Bubble And Realize That You Have To Get On With Real Life.

The Whole Thing Of Clothes Is Insane. You Can Spend A Dollar On A Jacket In A Thrift Store. And You Can Spend A Thousand Dollars On A Jacket In A Shop. And If You Saw Those Two Jackets Walking Down The Street, You Probably Wouldn't Know Which Was Which.

I Loathe, I Hate, Chick Flicks.

Sometimes Nudity Is Sexy. Sometimes It's Not. Sometimes Being Clothed Is More Sexy Than Being Nude. I Think People Tend To Get The Two Mixed Up.

The Trick In Life Is Learning How To Deal With It.