Everyone Told Me To Pass On Speed

I Now Have Faith In Those Who Say They Represent A Faith. Whereas Before I Was Like, 'do Not Give Me A Lecture On How To Live My Life When I Know I'm A Pretty Decent Human Being. I Might Not Go To Church Every Day, But I Know I Do The Right Thing Or Try To. You're Going To Church And You're Still Sleeping Around On Your Wife And Spending Everyone's Money. How Are You Better Than I Am?' So I've Finally Met People That Walk The Walk And It's Made Me Happy, Really Happy.

I Will Do Comedy Until The Day I Die: Inappropriate Comedy, Funny Comedy, Gender-bending, Twisting Comedy, Whatever Comedy Is Out There.

Go Find Your Joy. It's What You're Going To Remember In The End.

I Consider Myself Sort Of Like A Pseudo Lawyer. Like, I'm Convinced I Can Solve Every Case And Argue My Way.

I Don't Need Any More Stories. I Have Enough Stories. I Need A Life.