Everyone Should Try To Scratch Their Name

I Was Once Dancing With A Woman Who Told Me She Had A Yeast Infection So I Told Her To Bake Me Some Bread.

Movies And Television Don't Make You Violent; All They Do Is Channel The Violence More Creatively.

I Think Tv Remotes Should Have A Button That Allows You To Kill The Person On The Screen.

I Think It's The Duty Of The Comedian To Find Out Where The Line Is Drawn And Cross It Deliberately.

If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To Have Them Beaten.