Everyday Is An Atheist Holiday.

We Have To Fight For The Freedom To Be Stupid, And Smoking Is One Of The Best Ways To Fight For Your Freedom, To Be Just As Stupid As You Can Be.

I Never Wanted To Be A Magician. I Never Wanted To Be A Comedian. I Never Wanted To Be Onstage.

If You Like The Stuff I Do, My Chances Of Liking You Go Up.

If You Are Doing Something For Reward Or Punishment, You Do Not Have Morality.

God Works In Mysterious, Inefficient, And Breathtakingly Cruel Ways