Everybody's Got Regrets. Everybody's Made Mistakes. Nobody's

Finally, You Get The Job, And You Think You'll Be Dancing On The Ceiling, But I Just Wanted To Go Take A Nap. It Was Just Like A Weight Had Been Lifted Off Or Something.

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At One Point That's All I Cared About, Being A Pro Athlete. But I Realized I Wasn't Athletic Enough.

I Really Feel Like A Regular Dude Who Happens To Be Incredibly Lucky.

The Thing I Can Say About All This Stuff That's Going On Right Now Is That I Appreciate It.