Everybody Needs To Go To Mongolia Just

Statistically You Take Thousands Of Photographs Of Your First Kid, And Then With Your Second Kidyou Take About Half Of That. And Then With Your Third Kid, You, Like, Pawn Off Your First And Second Kids' Photographs And Tell Them They're Theirs.

You Know, Women Are So Much Cooler Than Guys Because We Can Do More Martial Arts. Martial Arts Are Pretty Much Made For Women Because We're Quicker And We're Smaller Than Men, And So We're Faster. You Girls Really Should Take Martial Arts.

As Much As I Enjoy Doing Resident Evil - And I'm So Grateful That This Movie, Fourth In The Franchise, Has Done Better Than Any Of The Ones Before - The Fact That I Can Get Movies Made That I Wanna Make...it Gives Me The Opportunity To Do Things Like Dirty Girl.

There Is All This Controversy That Women And Girls Are Too Skinny Or Too Overweight. I Say To Just Do Martial Arts And Everything Will Be Okay. You Will Tone Up Your Body And Find A Confidence You Can't Find Just Sitting Around Watching Tv And Hanging Out With Friends.

Bringing All 45 Members Of My Crazy Family Together, And Watching Them Argue Is Super Awesome. It's Good To Do It Just Once A Year.