Everybody Has Something To Conceal.

Capt. Renault: What On Earth Brought You To Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My Health, I Came To Casablanca For The Waters. Capt. Renault: The Waters? What Waters? We're In The Desert! Rick Blaine: I Was Misinformed.

(on Katharine Hepburn) She Talks At You As Though You Were A Microphone; She Lectured The Hell Out Of Me On Temperance And The Evils Of Drink. She Doesn't Give A Damn How She Looks. I Don't Think She Tries To Be A Character. I Think She Is One.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.

There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble Brewing Around A Bar Until A Woman Puts That High Heel Over The Brass Rail. Don't Ask Me Why, But Somehow Women At Bars Seem To Create Trouble Among Men.