Everybody Has A Bad Hair Day, But

I Don't Even Own My Own Name On The Internet - Somebody Else Bought It.

I'm Just Incredibly Interested In People.

You Are So Much Better Off On Your Own Than With The Wrong Person.

As Long As You Smile, Have Sparkly Eyes And Stick Your Shoulders Back, Nobody's Going To Notice Your Bum Or Your Waist Or Your Feet, For That Matter.

You've Got To Have A Sense Of Humour About Sex. When You Look At It, It's All Pretty Ridiculous, Isn't It?