Everybody Gets The Tattoo They Deserve.

As We Age, There Are Different Things That Become Important To Us And That Means That Different Aspects Of Our Character Come To The Forefront; Certain Aspects Recede. And That's Fun. It Would Be Shitty To Have To Imitate Myself.

I Reread "ball Four" By Jim Bouton, The Father Of All Sports Books. Aside From That, And Books Like "out Of Their League" By Dave Meggyesy, Sports Books Generally Pull Their Punches.

I Poop In The Backyard... I Wear Disposable Diapers.

I Enjoy Comedy And I Hope That People Enjoy Watching Me Do It.

I Love Dogs. They Live In The Moment And Don't Care About Anything Except Affection And Food. They're Loyal And Happy. Humans Are Just Too Damn Complicated.