Everybody Gets The Tattoo They Deserve.

At Princeton I Wrote My Junior Paper On Virginia Woolf, And For My Senior Thesis I Wrote On Samuel Beckett. I Wrote Some About "between The Acts" And "mrs. Dalloway'' But Mostly About "to The Lighthouse." With Beckett I Focused, Perversely, On His Novels, "molloy," "malone Dies," And "the Unnamable." That's When I Decided I Should Never Write Again.

I Don't Know How Anybody Gets Better At Anything Aside From Doing It.

Sometimes When I'm Swimming, I Think That Maybe Someday I'll Put My Red Speedo Up For Auction. Or Maybe I'll Donate It To The Smithsonian. They Can Stuff It With Two Plums And A Gherkin And Put It On Display.

Maybe The Best Things About Celebrity Are The Things Like Being Able To Get That Seat On The Plane That You Wouldn't Normally Get, But That's Kind Of Like Cheating.

You Do Hear Some Strange Rumours Floating Around. One I've Heard Is That I'm Allergic To Metal.