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I Was Doing Stand Up Comedy When I Was 11, That's How I Got Started; Not Because I Wanted To Do Comedy, But Because We Were Broke, Living In Echo Park In Downtown Los Angeles, From 1986, I Saw The Rodney King Riots; My Parents Didn't Really Work. But I Wanted A New Backpack, That's How I Got Into This Business - I Wanted A New Backpack.

My First Car, I Got It In An Auction At My Temple. It Was An '86 Volvo That I Got For 500 Bucks, And Then Wound Up Throwing $10,000 Into The Stereo System And Put Tvs In The Foot Rests. It Was The Most Ridiculous Volvo You'd Ever Seen, But I Had Never Had Money Before And I Was Out Of My Mind.

I Didn't Read The Book On How To Be A Well-adjusted Celebrity.

I Used To Dirt Bike A Lot. I Can't Do That Anymore. Can't Eat A Whole Lot Of Chocolate Anymore, Either. I Can't Be In 'indiana Jones' And Be A Fatso!

All Of The Things That Have Happened In My Life Have Been Self-propelled. I Can't Blame Anybody Else Or Point A Finger At Anybody.