Every Time I Write Something, I Think,

There Will Always Be An Underground.

Nothing Feels As Awful As Pouring Your Heart Out To Some Talk Therapist, Then Realizing This So-called Professional Is Actually Vastly Stupid And You've Just Professed Your Most Secret Secrets To Some Goon Who's Wearing One Brown Sock And One Blue Sock.

After You Find Out All The Things That Can Go Wrong, Your Life Becomes Less About Living And More About Waiting.

Do You Know Why Most Survivors Of The Holocaust Are Vegan? It's Because They Know What It's Like To Be Treated Like An Animal.

The First Step To Eternal Life Is You Have To Die.