Every Step Of Progress Means A Duty

The Best Way To Get Your Point Across Is To Entertain.

Everything I Eat Has Been Proved By Some Doctor Or Other To Be A Deadly Poison, And Everything I Don't Eat Has Been Proved To Be Indispensable For Life. But I Go Marching On.

The Conversion Of A Savage To Christianity Is The Conversion Of Christianity To Savagery.

I Like A Bit Of Mongrel Myself, Whether It's A Man Or A Dog.

A Learned Man Is An Idler Who Kills Time By Study.