Every Place You Land In Life Has

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

What Girls Do To Each Other Is Beyond Description. No Chinese Torture Comes Close.

God Sometimes You Just Don't Come Through, Do You Need A Woman To Look After You?

Give Me Life, Give Me Pain, Give Me Myself Again.

To Me Happiness, True Happiness Is When You Can Really Dance With Sad.