Every Man Deserves To Be Judged In

Men Are Wise In Proportion, Not To Their Experience, But To Their Capacity For Experience.

The Best Bought-up Children Are Those Who Have Seen Thier Parents As They Are. Hypocrisy Is Not The First Duty Of A Parent.

I Was A Cannibal For Twenty-five Years. For The Rest I Have Been A Vegetarian.

It Is A Noteworthy Fact That Kicking And Beating Have Played So Considerable A Part In The Habits Which Necessity Has Imposed On Mankind In Past Ages That The Only Way Of Preventing Civilized Men From Beating And Kicking Their Wives Is To Organize Games In Which They Can Kick And Beat Balls.

We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing.