Every Generation Finds The Drug It Needs.

When I Get In Deep Water, I Prefer To Announce That I'm In Over My Head.

A Nation With A Goofy Foreign Policy Needs A Very Serious Policy Of Defense.

I Suppose I Should Get A Vcr, But The Only Thing I Like About Television Is Its Ephemerality.

Dating Is The Social Engagement With The Threat Of Sex At Its Conclusion.

If The Japanese Want To Be Taken Seriously As World Financial Powers, They'd Better Quit Using The Same Tailor As Variety Show Chimps.