Every General Prohibition Creates Its Bootleggers.

A Little More Money Won't Do You Any Good - Because Daughters Can Use Up Ten Percent More Than A Man Can Make In Any Normal Occupation, Regardless Of The Amount.

Don't Explain Computers To Laymen. Simpler To Explain Sex To A Virgin.

When Faced With A Problem You Do Not Understand, Do Any Part Of It You Do Understand, Then Look At It Again.

Oh, You Have To Charge 'em, Jubal. The Marks Won't Pay Attention If It's Free.

A Woman Is Not Property, And Husbands Who Think Otherwise Are Living In A Dreamworld.