Every Garden Presents Innumerable Fascinating Problems.

There Is No Such Thing As A Good Tax.

A Lady Came Up To Me One Day And Said 'sir! You Are Drunk', To Which I Replied 'i Am Drunk Today Madam, And Tomorrow I Shall Be Sober But You Will Still Be Ugly.

When I Was Younger I Made It A Rule Never To Take Strong Drink Before Lunch. It Is Now My Rule Never To Do So Before Breakfast.

Rules Were Made For Fools To Follow And Wise Men To Be Guided By.

Air Power May Either End War Or End Civilization.