Every Father Says The Same Thing: “where's

What Best Defines A Child Is The Total Inability To Receive Information From Anything Not Plugged In.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.

I Am Not Afraid Of Crashing, My Secret Is . . . Just Before We Hit The Ground, I Jump As High As I Can.

If You Know What You Want, You Will Recognize It When You See It.

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.